The app does a really cool new thing where it randomly opens my internet browser????? And then shows me a “virus alert” webpage. You know, the kind of thing you’d see browsing a dark web European porn site in 2009? That’s really sick but maybe it shouldn’t happen.

Also you introduced this cool auto scroll feature where whenever I’m browsing the explore tab the app will take it upon itself to go all the way to the top after 4 seconds. Really good work guys!!!!!!! Thank god I can’t open or send a single message without seeing Royal Match though. That’ll get me to pay you $12 a week!