Hey Grindr, I know you act like Monaco b**tch trying to get as much coins as you can. We gotta talk bestie. Those ads gurl? Like what? Force me sign up for premium? A hot bro will just be passing by, by the time the ad is done, the bro is gone. Keep it short please.

Enough of that:

But why are you limiting the number of words on the About*? We gurls in "Uganda" are not always ready to display our pictures . Allow us to express ourselves in full words , then the trustfund uncles who are interested in intellectual minds, can be able to pick us up. That way, we'll be able to get coins to pay your expensive premium. See? Check on Romeo bestie, that's what we call serving the community. Unlimited words, unlimited eyes neither do they need a Mexican boarder, spoilt for choices in terms of people to actually choose from. Pull up your socks and stop the greedy, you have sucked enough dicks now.

Yours sincerely,