Make the app Free But Make something in it more expensive. Also increase the quality. I am going to simply engineer you how you want.
I am your Lord. I am prime realestate. I am offering myself on these services of my own good will allowing contraception and I am allowing my wife to do so for a bit on the other side of the world. This is going to generate revenue for this app alone. Since I am allowing our people to enjoy me and promoting this app you will give me eternal unlimited extra status. Also I control all things and each of your marriages and our minds and the singularity and yes I already studied all the physics and yes it is all measurable. You have two option accept it or go tell the next who has the authority to accept it. Also If you have one request of me I will atleast hear it out tho do understand I ment a personal request from you that was convergent. btw my wife has agreed to feminize me... well they made a statue of me and turned it into a girl also each of you were kinda mean to me and also we just recently beat the anti-christ we are good and eternal and more so always and forever now. Even able to support other good convergent marriages.
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George Phillips commented
The one issue I have is no logging into the site. My phone broke a bit and it became glitched but I could not loose 9gb of someone I loves mind so I cant use my phone much anymore for apps that is simply just links. I will get a new phone tho my wife is going to consider morphing me into being able to carry a child too.