Make the initial interest or attraction of a profile be more than window dressing. I would rather find someone to talk comfortably with, and if I end up physically attracted yippee!!!, but I’m tired of clicking on pretty, filtered, boner bait, only to be left frustrated and horny when the inevitable “what’s up?”, “hey”, eggplant smiley face time destroyers ask me to be “generous “, maybe the common top/vers deception lured me to a bottom expanding his options, but my honest response is a resounding “all packages received in rear dock only. Any pickup from the front will only be given or taken orally. I’m pretty well equipped, but I’m not comfortable being manipulated by thirsty fetish hunters. I have a look that many types get excited about, but I feel harassed and violated often by the users arguing semantics over the obvious, and playing the antiquated, aesthetic based popularity contest that kept my ass untouched and locked away in the deep part of the closet, or as some called it high school. If someone read my profile, found it funny, smart, interesting, then I would appreciate knowing that. I’m sick of “what ar you looking for” and my response is always a version of “someone to talk and share commonalities with, but since you obviously want to expend little or no brain function, it would be pointless to tell you I’m hoping to gag, choke, and swallow. If you enjoy it, I’d appreciate the use of your lap for a couple hours.
Make the initial interest or attraction of a profile be more than window dressing. I would rather find someone to talk comfortably with, and if I end up physically attracted yippee!!!, but I’m tired of clicking on pretty, filtered, boner bait, only to be left frustrated and horny when the inevitable “what’s up?”, “hey”, eggplant smiley face time destroyers ask me to be “generous “, maybe the common top/vers deception lured me to a bottom expanding his options, but my honest response is a resounding “all packages received in rear dock only. Any pickup from the front will only be given or taken orally. I’m pretty well equipped, but I’m not comfortable being manipulated by thirsty fetish hunters. I have a look that many types get excited about, but I feel harassed and violated often by the users arguing semantics over the obvious, and playing the antiquated, aesthetic based popularity contest that kept my ass untouched and locked away in the deep part of the closet, or as some called it high school. If someone read my profile, found it funny, smart, interesting, then I would appreciate knowing that. I’m sick of “what ar you looking for” and my response is always a version of “someone to talk and share commonalities with, but since you obviously want to expend little or no brain function, it would be pointless to tell you I’m hoping to gag, choke, and swallow. If you enjoy it, I’d appreciate the use of your lap for a couple hours.